You CLAIM to like bacon. You say, "ThinkGeek, I like bacon." And we say
to you, "O RLY? How much bacon did you have yesterday?" And you reply,
"Ha! Easy! I had bacon with my pancakes at breakfast, bacon on my
cheeseburger at lunch, and dinner was bacon-wrapped steak!" We snicker
and lick our monkey lips. Mmmm, bacon. We lick our lips again. Mmm,
bacon. Then we laugh at you since you limit your bacon intake to meals
only while we have the awesomesauce that is Bacon Lip Balm to have
baconny goodness all day long. ThinkGeek
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